pissoffhollywood:

I’ve gotten so many questions about Vanessa Hudgens and Austin whatshisface and I just didn’t even want to waste my time or energy writing it.  But since you peeps are persistent here’s the word around town.  (Insert rage face that I’m wasting my time right now)

Fake-ity fake fake fake fake.  With a capital fake.  But OMG HOW SO?  They are all kissy-smoochy, eat my face 24/7, same loving pose like, every single day!  I mean just look at how in love they are!

Yeah, look at how in love every actor is on screen.  Like ZOMG Kim and her husband of the week were like, so in love! 

Hudgens has what I call “bipolar paparazzi-syndrome”.  Catch her alone or in interviews and she’s all: omg hide my face I hate the paps!  Catch her with whatshisface and we reach their daily checklist:

See paparazzi?  Check.

Loving gaze? Check.

Two second smooch that media sites will make a ten minute makeout?  Check.

Go our seperate ways for the rest of the day?  Check.

The fact is people, you just don’t get photographed every day of your life 24/7.  Hudgens certainly wants to make it look that way, but you just don’t.  Nor are the cameramen going to sit outside your house and wait for the action.  Nor are they awaiting your arrival at usually what I coin “a pap free/low-key” lunch spot.  The paparazzi have their main ground where stars usually go and they may get lucky if someone calls in a tip, but that’s once in a blue moon.  Sorry Hudgens fans, but she’s playing you hard.  And so is her “main squeeze” Austin Butler.

But you know, congratz to this kid!  He’s finally making some money and people actually know his name!  Who’da thunk it?  Maybe he will actually be a regular on “Switched at Birth”.  And good job to Hudgens who has successfully proved she’s over Zefron and did a very nice promotion with Austin for her film Journey 2 the Mysterious Island.  Good thing people weren’t focusing on how awkward her last fake relationship was with JHutch who I simply adore.  Yeah sue me, I’m a Hunger Games fan. 

Hint: Vanessa Hudgens knows how to be private about the things she wants to be private.  And she knows how to work the cameras ladies and gents.  There’s a mind boggler for ya.